Dear Awesome Readers of My Blog,
It has, after about 3 months, come to my attention that I have a condition. This condition has created a situation wherein I am unable to read words on a computer screen. It is a situation wherein I am unable to read signs on the highway. It is a terrible, terrible condition…
… known as Not Wearing Glasses That Actually Help My Eyes.
Luckily, I finally buckled down and went to the eye doctor today, and they showed me the light! And by the light, I mean they put some lenses over my eyes and suddenly I could see.
You guys, I had no idea what I was missing out on. You mean everything doesn’t have to be blurry all the time?! You mean I can stop blinking so much?
Anyway, please accept this as my apology for not writing something of any interest today, since I cannot really see the screen much at all. And to my wife: yes, you were right; I should have done this months ago.
In closing, I will share with you a story: my parents learned that my eyes didn’t work when I was 2, and I have had glasses ever since. I just stopped wearing them, and I don’t remember why. And now they’re too old to work. The other half of the story is that I used to have an eyepatch! I was like a pirate!
In conclusion, I apologize for the lack of deep relationship thoughts, titillating puppy-training ideas, or complains about gay stuff. Or bicycles. I think that’s the other thing I complain about. Thanks for reading, and saying hello, and I hope to actually be able to read the words you type on the screen in JUST TWO DAYS. Can’t wait.
P.S. I think I need a tagline, and I am pretty sure I need help with it. Something like, “Roughing it: when the going gets rough, the rough… grab a glass of wine, a puppy, and a pretty lady?” Help me out here, folks. I’ll read what you say on Saturday. Hooray!