Things to not do in the week before your wedding:
Forget to take your anxiety pills for two days straight. Slash be unable to keep anything down. EVEN IF YOU CAN’T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN, TAKE YOUR PILLS. What are you thinking, dude. Seriously.
A long bicycle ride, tea with a friend, and a lovely therapy session had better fix this. I AM LOOKING AT YOU, tea with friend, bicycle ride, and therapist. Not “no pressure” – this is totally pressure. FIX IT.
Bird, who will be FREAKING CALM in four days. I swear.
(And because I’m being a lazy writer and referencing things without any photographic evidence, I give you a bachelorette party preview: